Monday, January 24, 2011

I Maed dis

So Zazzle, you should give me this.
I made it. But my lack of dollars just makes this picture a huge tease.

I'm going to go cry in the corner.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

And then I did nothing!

So I realized that I'm a pretty useless human being,
Incapable of responsibility,
And instead of creating new content for you to enjoy,
I'm going to watch Dexter and waste endless hours on Music Maze.
Both of which are pretty awesome,
I'm sorry, you just can't compete.

But on the bright side, you looked great today in that new t-shirt.

(Totally just freaked some guy with a new t-shirt out)

Monday, January 3, 2011

RE: Time Killers

Just threw together a little preview for you kids, it'll be in theaters by 2030 for sure.

Time Killers

Bare with me, but I definitely just thought of a great idea for a movie.


First of all there are no previous "Time Killer" movies, there's a 3 because it lowers the audience's expectation for the cinematic feature. Much like how Vonnegut titled his novel Slaughterhouse Over 9000 in order to catch everyone off guard, they will assume it's a shitty sequel at best with D-rated celebrities or something... But shit will be cash, trust me.

Alright so the movie begins with Arnold Schwarzenegger (and I'm not talking about that pansy current Schwarzenegger, I mean bad-ass, leather jacket wearing, sawed off toting, Terminator 2 Schwarzenegger) sitting on a couch, waiting for god damn Deal or No Deal to end so he can watch something decent.  WHEN SUDDENLY, he gets incredibly bored. He needs to KILL some time.

I'm sure you can visualize the awe inspiring scenes that could come of this. Intense action sequences filled with explosives coming out of every orifice, and Betty White narrating the entire thing. I'd pay several dollars to see such a thing.

Also Markie Mark will be in there somewhere because everybody loves Markie Mark.